The Search for Socialist Utopia Begins

Not sure why anyone would read this crap, but I guess now that Michael Jackson news is abatting people are desperate.

If you don´t already know my girlfriend Gaby is a dual-citizen of Germany and US. I´ve got this dream of marrying her and moving to a socialist Euro paradise and living off the system rock climbing while the government pays me and going to the doctor every day for free while I vacation in Crete for 3 months every year. So this year instead of finding my inner child, I decided to tour Europe for 2 months looking for the ultimate socialist paradise where I can live my life out as a parasitic human being - kinda like Citibank and GM (Government Motors).

This is my story.

dreez